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Brain Teasers
Rompecabezas
Idiom Rebus
100
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole-in-one
100
Spelled forwards I'm what you do everyday, spelled backwards I'm something you hate. What am I?
Live
100
A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tells the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?
The police never told him where the crime scene was.
100
What turns everything around but does not move?
A mirror
100
Identify the common idiom in the rebus puzzle below.
piece of cake
200
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed!
200
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
A pencil
200
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
A clock.
200
What question can you never honestly say yes to?
Are you asleep?
200
Identify the common idiom in the rebus puzzle below.
forgive and forget
300
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll!
300
I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet off the ground. What am I?
A wheelbarrow
300
A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Who are the two men?
The umpire and catcher.
300
What beongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name
300
Identify the common idiom in the rebus puzzle below.
turn a blinder
400
There is an apple tree on the edge of an east-facing cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west in the Northern hemisphere, where would the apple fall?
Down
400
Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain. What am I?
A shadow
400
A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opens the door to find a man whom she has never seen before. The man said, "Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was my room." He then went down the hallway and took the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. Why?
You don't knock on the door of your own room.
400
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
400
Identify the common idiom in the rebus puzzle below.
feeling under the weather
500
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
Doors.
500
Those who have it least don't know that they have it. Those who have it most wish they had less of it, but not too little or none at all. What is it?
Age
500
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
He was walking.
500
What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong
500
Identify the common idiom in the rebus puzzle below.
the whole 9 yards