Objects
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
A stallion’s a male
A female is called a mare
You can ride on one of these
On a carousel at a fair
A horse.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree.
Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One man was bald.
I’m something with a diamond
But I’m not an engagement ring
I am where a sport gets played
And you can see a batter swing
Baseball field.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What do dogs, chocolate, and trees have in common?
Bark.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
What goes up but never goes down.
Your age.
What sport can also be eaten?
Squash
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
What kind of mouse do cats dislike eating?
A computer mouse.
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
Fire
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
She is reading braille.
What is the hardest part about baseball?
The bat.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I move without wings, between silken strings, I leave as you find, my substance behind. What am I?
A spider
What can be quick and deadly and gathers by the ocean?
Sand
Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat. Everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?
One grandmother, one mother, and one daughter.
How did the baseball fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?
The score is always 0-0 before the game.
What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter?
An envelope
I am a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?
A chess piece.
I’m fast and slow I go everywhere you go yet you cannot see me I’m in tree's in the sky in plants and in your body pretty much you need me to survive what am I?
Air
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sistes are there in the family?
Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
He throws it straight up.