sport riddles
What does santa use when he goes skiing?
the north pole
What do you call a witch at the beach?
a sandwich
I am a purple flower that you might smell in the shower.
lavender
What goes up when the rain goes down?
a umbrella
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
in sundae school
Why did the golfer where 2 pairs of pants?
Just in case he got a hole-in-one
What is orange and sounds like parrot?
a carrot
I'm green but i'm not a bottle of sprite
I have leaves but am not a tree
I am a symbol of Ireland but am not the harp
I am seen on saint Patrick's day but am not a leprechaun.
shamrock
What jack has a head but no body?
Jack O Lantern
What's the first thing a dolphin learn at school?
her a-b-seas
What sport has 4 letters, is played all around the world and begins with a t?
golf
Take off my skin and I won't cry what am I?
an onion
I am green but am not a lepruchaun
I have lights but am not a car
I have a skirt but i'm not a girl
I have things hanging on me but am not a clothes hanger
I have branches but am not a bank
I have needles but no thread
A christmas tree
What is the hardest key to turn?
a don-key
How do bees get to school in the morning?
on the school buzz
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because he was traded from the yankees to the mets.
What day is a potatoes least favorite day?
fri-day
You bury me alive and dig me up only when I die.
flower
I have two hands but can not scratch myself?
a clock
What do elves do after school
gnomework
Why do basketball players love donuts?
cause they can dunk them
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
cashew
My eye is dark and my mane is yellow you may see me at the mart and i'm probably taller than you, fellow.
sunflower
It floats like a log
It looks like a log
But it is not a log
What is it?
A alligator
Why are some fish on the bottom of the ocean
because they dropped out of school