Sports
What do you serve that you can't eat?
A tennis ball.
I have 5 fingers but i'm not alive. What am I?
A glove.
Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside. What could I be?
Corn
I have golden hair and stand in a corner, and I help out with messes. What am I?
A broom.
I jump when I walk, and sit when I stand. What am I?
A Kangaroo.
What animal is the best at baseball?
A bat.
Light as a feather, there is nothing in it; the strongest person cant hold it for a minute. What am I?
Breath.
What's the most fun moldy vegetable to be around, that everyone wants to hang out with?
Fungi
I have a face but never frown, and I have hands that never clap. What am I?
A clock.
I'm a king of the jungle, I wear no crown, I protect my own kind but prey amongst others. Who am I?
Lion King.
What has 22 legs and 2 wings?
A football team.
I have many needles, but I don't sew. What am I?
A Christmas tree.
What is the wealthiest nut?
A CASHew
I get more wet the more I dry. What am I?
I honk without using a horn. What am I?
A goose.
How do football players stay cool during the game?
They stand next to the fans.
If you drop me i'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and i'll smile back. What am I?
A mirror.
I'm red and small and have a heart of stone. What am I?
A cherry.
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can't go outside.
A keyboard.
I look like a cat, act like a cat but i'm not a cat. What am I?
A kitten.
What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
They both have hat-tricks.
I am always hungry, and will not die if fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
A fire.
Im tasty, i'm popular, but people seem to think i'm fearful because I'm always running away. Im even used as an insult! What am I?
Chicken.
What starts with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A Teapot.
How can you tell a difference between dogs and trees?
By their bark?