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What gets wet while it’s drying?
A towel
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them!
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps.
Joe’s father had three sons – Snap, Crackle and …?
Joe.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
What comes down but never goes up?
rain
If you took two apples from three apples how many apples would you have?
Two apples - the two that you took
What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole.
What kind of coat can you only put on when it’s wet?
A coat of paint.
A man rode into town on Tuesday and stayed in a hotel. Two nights later he rode home on Tuesday. How?
Tuesday is the name of his horse.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The 'C'
What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your name.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
What question must always be answered “Yes”?
What does “Y”-“E”-“S” spell?
What has one eye but can’t see?
A needle
What is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
The letter ‘M’.
I saw a boat full of people, yet there wasn’t a single person on the boat. How?
They were all married.
Who always enjoys poor health?
A doctor.
What needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
A telephone
What word is spelled wrong in all the dictionaries?
Wrong.
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
A secret.
How much dirt is in a hole 5 feet wide and 4 feet deep?
None.
What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?
Roost beef.