Funny
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
What word is always pronounced wrong?
What is WRONG
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
a stuffed turkey?
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
What is a CLOCK?
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
What is she likes to rock and roll?
A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Who are the two men?
What is the UMPIRE AND THE CATCHER?
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
What is DOWN?
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
What is YOUR BREATH?
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
What are DOORS?
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
What is BECAUSE HE WAS WALKING?