How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see rabbits wearing glasses.
What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
An artichoke.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick
What do you get if you add two blackberries and five apples?
A house full of electronic devices
First, you throw away the outside. Then, you cook the inside. And, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What am I?
Corn
What has golden hair and stands in the corner?
A broom
It’s shorter than the rest, but when you’re happy, you raise it up like it’s the best. What is it?
Your thump
What kind of fruit can you use as a straw?
A strawberry
How many seconds are there in January?
Only one – January second
I have many faces, expressions, and emotions, and I am only one tap away.
What am I?
Emojis
What type of dress can never be worn?
Address
What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?
Phone
What’s the coolest letter in the alphabet?
The letter B. It’s surrounded by AC.
What’s fluffy, cute, huggable, and goes up and down?
A puppy
My best buddy always makes mistakes. But I would easily get rid of the mistakes. What Am I?
An eraser
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
An automobile
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
A man is driving along and sees three doors: a diamond door, a ruby door, and an emerald door. Which does he open first?
His car door.
What water can you eat and chew?
Watermelon
I am a white box having no key or any lid. Yet there is a golden treasure inside it.
An egg
What word looks the same upside down and backward?
Swims
Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence?
A prison
Which part of a boat, does a shopaholic like the most?
The sail
What kind of tables do not have legs?
Periodic tables and multiplication tables
I never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell