Easy
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! They all have at least 28 days.
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
"Short"
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp
What can run but cannot walk?
Water
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
A coat of paint!
I’m your home and the third from the Sun. I’ve got water and life—aren’t I the fun one? What am I?
Earth!
What gets wet as it dries?
A towel!
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn
What has a bed but doesn't sleep and a bank but no money?
I’m very tall when I’m young but get shorter as I get older. What am I?
A candle
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin!
I go up and down, but never move. What am I?
Stairs, elevator, or escalator!
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light
Everyone has me but no one can lose me. What am I?
A shadow!
I have no wings, but I can fly. And I have no eyes, but I can cry. What am I?
A cloud
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
"Wrong"
There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?
You have 2 apples. (You took away 2 apples and left 1 in the basket, which wasn't yours!)
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
A secret!
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T inside it?
A Teapot
I'm light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I?
Your breath!
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither! They both weigh a ton!
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow
What runs across a yard but doesn't move at all?
A fence!