What gets wet while drying?
A towel.

which word in the dictionary has been consistently spelled incorrectly?
The word "Incorrectly".
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold.
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
The letter "e".
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What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
What has a head, a tail, is brownish, and has no legs?
A Penny.
If you drop me, I'm sure to crack. Give me a smile, and I'll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "m".
You can hold it without using your hands or your arms, and you can't even see it. What is it?
Your breath.
You have me today, Tomorrow you'll have more; As your time passes, I'm not easy to store; I don't take up space, But I'm only in one place; I am what you saw, But not what you see. What am I?
Memories.
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your Name.
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
Day, and Night.
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3.
It’s so fragile even just saying its name can break it. What is it?
Silence.
It’s been around for millions of years, but is never more than a month old. What is it?
The moon.

Feed me and I will live, but give me a drink and I will die. What am I?
A Fire.
What cannot talk but will always reply when spoken to?
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
He was walking, not driving.
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. what is it?
Nothing.
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A Coffin.
How can the number four be half of five?
IV in roman numerals, it takes half the letters of spelling "five".

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
What is it that has no weight, can be seen by the naked eye and if you put it in a barrel, it would make the barrel lighter?