Games
A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he’s bankrupt. Why?
He's playing Monopoly!
Which hand is best to light the menorah with?
Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
Piano-Lock
Key
What makes this number unique: 8,549,176,320?
It has each number, zero through nine, listed in alphabetical order.
I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.
The letter S.
Forrest left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home, there were two masked men. Who were they?
The Catcher and the Umpire
Which one of Santa's Reindeer can be seen on Valentine's Day?
Cupid
River-Money
Bank or Flow
Your parents have six sons including you and each son has one sister. How many people are in the family?
Nine—two parents, six sons, and one daughter
Which word logically comes next in this sequence? Spots, tops, pots, opts…
Stop. All the words are anagrams of each other.
At what sport do waiters do really well in?
Tennis, because they can serve so well.
What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
The cereal "Frosted Flakes!"
Tennis-Noise
Racket
Fourteen of the kids in the class are girls. Eight of the kids wear blue shirts. Two of the kids are neither girls or wear a blue shirt. If five of the kids are girls who wear blue shirts, how many kids are in the class?
19
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?
The score is always 0-0 before the game.
Why are Christmas Trees bad at Knitting?
They always drop their needles.
Smoker-Plumber
Pipe
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
The number 8
What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Heroine
What game can be dangerous to your mental health?
Marbles, you don't want to lose them.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the Dictionary
School- Eye
Pupil, exam, Private
The water level in a reservoir is low, but doubles every day. It takes 60 days to fill the reservoir. How long does it take for the reservoir to become half full?
59 days. If the water level doubles every day, the reservoir on any given day was half the size the day prior. If the reservoir is full on day 60, that means it was half full on day 59, not on day 30.
Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly-Hard riddles obsess over wordplay and word games. This one has such an easy answer that it trips you up by getting you to think in a complex way. Some riddles require that. Not this one.