Short Riddles
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What question can you never answer yes to?
are you asleep yet?
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I got a hole in 1
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
Your name
If you are running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
second place
What do you find at the end of the line?
an "E"
What book won’t teachers give you credit for reading?
How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
They both need a really good batter
Why did the person put wheels on their rocking chair?
They like to rock and roll
What do teens say when they have trouble with even numbers in their math class?
I can't even
What is it that has a bottom at the top of them?
your legs
A dog was tied to a 15-foot rope, but he walked 30 feet. How come?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Because there is a lot of racquet.
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
Doors
I sleep during the day and hide away.
I open at dawn’s light.
I only shine for the briefest time,
Then hide away and sleep through the day.
What am I?
sunrise
What can make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles)
What do you do if there is a kidnapping at high school?
you wake him up.
What kind of ball has feet but cannot walk?
A football
Spelled forwards I'm what you do everyday, spelled backwards I'm something you hate. What am I?
LIVE/EVIL
I have a thousand wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am, call me a lot.
A parking lot
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
a coin
What has a neck but no head?
a bottle
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
What is the safest room to be in during a zombie apocalypse?
a LIVING ROOM
Born in an instant, I tell all stories. I can be lost, but I never die. What am I?
memories