It goes up but never comes down.
What is your age?
I'm always on the dinner table but you never can eat me.
What is a plate?
It has a 1,000 needles but cannot sew.
What is a porcupine?
Nobody empties me but I never stay full.
What is the moon?
The room ghosts avoid.
You can catch it but not throw it.
What is a cold?
The kind of lion that never roars.
What is a dandelion?
It's the reason bees have sticky hair.
What is they use their honeycombs?
Cats have four, bugs have four, but school has six.
What are letters?
It's the richest nut.
What is a "cash"-ew?
It can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps.
What is a river?
I have no sword, I have no spear, yet rule a horde which many fear, my soldiers fight with a wicked sting, I rule with might, yet am no king.
What is a Queen Bee?
What you call a bear with no teeth.
What is a gummy bear?
What you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire.
What is frostbite?
It has no beginning, end, or middle.
What is a doughnut?
It has many rings but no fingers.
What is a phone?
The alphabet goes from A to Z, but I go Z to A.
What is a zebra?
I grow down as I grow up.
What is a goose? Goose feathers are called down.
It's easy to get into but hard to get out of.
What is trouble?
The fruit that never wants to be alone.
What is a pear?
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea it becomes this.
What is wet?
A rooster is sitting on the roof of a barn facing west. If it laid an egg, would the egg roll to the north or to the south?
What is neither - roosters don't lay eggs?
I am the father of fruits.
What is a "papa-ya"?
What the 0 said to the 8.
What is "Nice belt."?
First, you throw away my outside and cook the inside. Then you eat my outside and throw away the inside.
What is corn?