Which word is always spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?
Incorrectly
What goes up but never comes down?
Age
Which tree can be carried by hand?
A palm tree
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
Piano
What has hands but can't clap?
Clock
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
Future
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on board are married.
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
Hole
What is more useful when it is broken?
Egg
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
Fence
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
Bed
What walks on four feet in the morning, two in the afternoon and three at night?
A human
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
What begins with an "e" and only contains one letter?
Envelope
Despite wanting to play a game, the sailors couldn’t play cards. Why is this?
The captain was on deck.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
Throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then, eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob
The smallest lark could carry it, while a strong man might not.
Tune
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
Day and night
You have me today,
Tomorrow you'll have more;
As your time passes,
I'm not easy to store;
I don't take up space,
But I'm only in one place;
I am what you saw,
But not what you see.
What am I?
Memories
What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?
Nothing
I'm rarely touched but often held. If you have wit, you'll use me well.
Tongue
This thing all things devours;
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats mountain down.
Time