What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown. What am I?
Time
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubberband
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
A teapot
What building has the most stories?
The Library
What has many teeth, but cannot bite?
A comb
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
A Pi!
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
They weren’t. Survivors don’t need to be buried.
What is snake's favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
What subject in school is easy for a witch?
Spell-ing!
What is the end of everything?
The letter “G”