What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
After a train crash, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples
A compass
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while you cry. What am I?
An onion
If you are born ten years ago today, how old would you be?
10 years old
David's parents have four sons. Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and ...
David!
A clock
What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
Trouble
What do you call a cat that loves to swim?
Catfish
What always goes up, but can never go back down?
Your age
What belongs to you but other people use it more?
Your name
What can't talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
I am tall when I'm young, and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle
I'm the father of fruits. What am I?
A papa-ya
How many letters are in the English alphabet?
18 (3 for "the", 7 for "English", and 8 for "alphabet")
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None (he has three sisters)
The more of this there is, the less you see?
Darkness
I'm filled with keys but can't open a lock. What am I?
A piano
When I'm ripe, I'm green, when you eat me, I'm red, and when you spit me out, I'm black. What am I?
A watermelon
Seven
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother- how many children does Mary have?
5 (all daughters have the same brother)
I can fill up a room without taking any space. What am I?
Light
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise