Who Am I?
I am a fathers child and a mothers child, yet I am not a son. Who am I?
their daughter.
What starts with an E, ends with an E, but only contains one letter?
envelope
What kind of soda must you not drink?
baking soda.
There are two Indians: a big Indian, and a little Indian. the little Indian is the big Indian's son but the big Indian is not the little Indian's father. How is this possible?
the big Indian in the little Indian's mother
What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
the letter "M"
I am related to you. I am really close to you. I am your cousin's Aunt. Who am I?
your mother.
When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?
light switch
What tree do Fortune Tellers look at?
" palm " tree
What has many needles but doesn’t sew?
pine tree
Captain is to Private as Master is to?...
slave
I go up and down but never move. Who am I?
stairs
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
a joke
How does Mother Earth fish?
with north and south poles
A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A red house is made of red bricks. An orange house is made of orange bricks. What would a green house be made of?
glass
I was framed, yet I didn't commit a crime, and the person who framed me committed no crime. How is this possible?
I am a picture, and I was put in a picture frame.
The rich need it. The poor have it If you eat it you will die.Who am I?
nothing
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
a towel
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
a penny/ coin
What is the beginning of the end, the end of time, the middle of yesterday, and nowhere in tommorrow?
the letter "E"
While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?
just one "me"
I am thought to be everywhere, and I only have one rival. He hides within himself, and stays wherever I cannot reach. Who am I? and Who is my rival??
light, and dark
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
a stamp
What can you catch but not throw?
a cold
I'm very heavy but backwards I'm not.
Ton
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?
the beggar was a woman.