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Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son. Who is the man?
a. myself
b. my son
c. my father
d. my brother
a. myself
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
a. a train
b. a time machine
c. a tent
d. a teapot
d. a teapot
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
a. he stayed for a week
b. he used a time machine
c. the horse's name is Friday
d. it was a different Friday
c. the horse's name is Friday
before mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
a. K2
b. Mount Kilimanjaro
c. Mauna Kea
d. Mount Everest
d. Mount Everest
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
a. four brothers and four sisters
b. four sisters and three brothers
c. three sisters and three brothers
d. four sisters and two brothers
b. four sisters and three brothers
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
a. the letter T
b. the letter M
c. the letter O
d. the concept of time
b. the letter M
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you looked again you didn't see a single person on the boat. Why?
a. they all jumped into the water
b. they all went below deck
c. they were all married
d. it was a submarine
c. they were all married
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What word am I?
a. weight
b. ton
c. heavy
d. pound
b. ton
Which is heavier; a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
a. a ton of bricks
b. a ton of feathers
c. they weigh the same
d. it depends on the volume
c. they weight the same
A is the brother of B. B is the brother of C. C is the father of D. So how is D related to A?
a. D is the father of A
b. D is the brother of A
c. A is also D
d. A is the uncle of D
d. A is the uncle of D
A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he is bankrupt. Why?
a. he ran out of gas
b. the car is a toy
c. he is playing Monopoly
d. he is hiding from the police
c. he is playing Monopoly
Which word is spelled wrong in every single dictionary?
a. wrong
b. incorrect
c. dictionary
d. misspelled
a. wrong
If two is company, and three is a crowd, what are four and five?
a. a mob
b. nine
c. twelve
d. a party
b. nine
What are the next three letters in this combination? OTTFFSS
a. M M Z
b. E N T
c. O T F
d. A G G
b. E N T (each letter represent the first letter in the written numbers: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, etc.)
This belongs to. you, but everyone else uses it.
a. your time
b. your name
c. your money
d. your patience
b. your name
Which word, if pronounced right, is wrong, but if pronounced wrong, is right?
a. correct
b. incorrect
c. forward
d. wrong
d. wrong
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a brith full moon. Now answer quickly: What do cows drink?
Water
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand
How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?
a. he is above you
b. you are standing back-to-back
c. you are on his shoulders
d. he is dead
b. you are standing back-to-back
what is able to go up a chimney when down but unable to go down a chimney when up?
a. smoke
b. flames
c. Santa Claus
d. umbrella
d. umbrella
Three different doctors said that Paul is their brother yet Paul claims he has no brothers. Who is lying?
a. Paul is lying
b. Paul is a girl
c. no one is lying because the three doctors are Paul's sisters.
d. the three doctors are not related to Paul
c. no one is lying because the three doctors are Paul's sisters.
What has keys, but no locks; space, but no room; and you can enter, but not go outside?
a. a locksmith
b. a piano
c. a computer keyboard
d. an escape room
c. a computer keyboard
a. first place
b. second place
c. third place
d. tied for second place
b. second place (you took their spot)
A girl falls off a fifty-foot ladder onto the ground, but she does not get hurt or hurt her body at all. Why?
a. she was lucky
b. she was in the water
c. she fell of the very bottom step
d. she already dead
b. she fell of the very bottom step
What do you lose the moment you share it?
a. a secret
b. your time
c. your dignity
d. your money
a. a secret