I have cities but no people, rivers but no water, and roads but no cars. What am I?
A map
What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle
I'm always running but never get tired. I never have feet. What am I?
Water / River
You walk into a room with one match. There is a candle, a fireplace, and an oil lamp. Which do you light first?
The match
I have a face and two hands, but no arms or legs. What am I?
A clock
The more you take away from me, the bigger I become. What am I?
A hole
I have many stories but never tell one. What am I?
A building
What has a ring but no finger?
A telephone
I get sharper the more you use me. I am your strongest weapon, but I am never a knife. What am I?
Your mind / your brain
How many birthdays does the average person have?
One
I have a tongue but never taste. What am I?
A shoe
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
A joke
If an electric train is traveling north and the wind is blowing south, which way does the smoke blow? North, South, East, West?
None, electric trains don't blow smoke
A doctor gives you three vitamins and tells you to take one every 30 minutes. How long will it take to finish all three?
1 Hour
Take one immediately, one 30 minutes later, and one 30 minutes after that
You can hold me without using your hands, and lose me without noticing. What am I?
Your breath
I have a tail, but I'm not an animal. I fly, but I'm not a bird. What am I?
A kite
I can be written, spoken, broken, and kept. What am I?
A promise
What kind of room has no windows, no doors, and no furniture?
A mushroom
I have a beginning but no end, and stories start with me. What am I?
The letter S
I can be long or short. I can be grown or bought. I can be painted or left alone. What am I?
Fingernails
I am always in front of you, but you can never see me. What am I?
You're running a race. You pass the person in second place. What place are you in now?
2nd
A farmer has 10 cows. All but 7 wander into another field. How many cows are left?
7
What begins with P, ends with E, and thousands of letters?
A post office
I go up and down but never move. What am I?
A staircase