What
What gets more wet while it dries?
A towel
It likes food, but water kills it. What is it?
Fire
The more there is, the less you see. What is it?
Fog
A man was walking in the rain in the middle of nowhere without a coat or an umbrella. He got soaked, but not a single hair on his head was wet. How can this be?
Divide 30 by ½ and add 10. What’s the answer?
70
A farmer has 19 sheep on his land. One day, a big storm hits and all but seven run away. How many sheep does the farmer have left?
7
A clerk at the butcher shop is six feet tall and wears size 10 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat....he's a butcher remember...
It’s as light as a feather, but the strongest person can’t hold it for more than five minutes. What is it?
Breath
Two boxers are in a match scheduled for 12 rounds. One of the boxers gets knocked out after only six rounds, yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?
The boxers were women.
It’s at the center of gravity and you can find it in Venus, but not Mars. What is it?
The letter "V"
Venus
GraVity
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back out on Friday. How is this possible?
Friday was the horse's name
Billy’s mother had five children. The first was named Lala, the second was named Lele, the third was named Lili, the fourth was named Lolo. What was the fifth child named?
Billy
You’re driving a city bus. At the first stop, three women get on. At the second stop, one woman gets off and a man gets on. At the third stop, two children get on. The bus is blue and it’s raining outside in December. What colour is the bus driver’s hair?
Whatever your hair color is...you're driving the bus, remember:)
When Ashley was 15, her mother was 37. Now, her mother is twice her age. How old is Ashley?
22
Choose the correct sentence: “The yolk of the egg is white” or “the yolk of the egg is white.”
Neither....egg yolk is yellow, not white.
There are three houses. One is red, one is blue and one is white. If the red house is to the left of the house in the middle, and the blue house is to the right of the house in the middle, where’s the white house?
Washington, D.C.....duh