General
what’s always on the floor but never get dirty
a shadow
Bob’s Coach has 5 players, they are named Coco, Momo, Lolo, and Jojo. What is the 5th player's name?
Bob
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
bison
what tastes better than it smells?
A tongue
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but nine died. How many are left?
9
Why can’t we trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something?
what gets served but never eaten?
A Tennis ball
what do you call someone with no body and no nose?
nobody knows
What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?
a glove
What is full of holes but can still hold water
A sponge
What comes once in a minute twice in a moment but never in a decade?
The Letter M
Why do basketball players love donuts?
because they can dunk them
why can't the pterodactyl pee?
because he's dead
I am the only organ that named myself
Brain
In a year, there are 12 months. Seven months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
all months do
what has words but doesn't speak?
a book
What game can be dangerous to your mental health?
marbles, you might lose them
what can you always count on?
A calculator
What has legs but doesn't walk?
A table
Which travels faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold.
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
a piano
What kind of skates wear out quickly?
cheapskates
Why does the math book look sad?
because it has many issues
What has a tail but nobody
A coin
You are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, the candle, or the fire?
you light the match first