What has ears, but cannot hear?
Corn
What do ducks eat at snack time?
Cheese and Quakers
What has 4 legs and never sleeps?
A Table
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear
I have a key, but cannot open locks, what am I?
A Piano
What starts with a T ends with a T and has T in it?
A Teapot
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in Schools
What bank has no money?
A Riverbank
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?
A Palmtree
What is the only word in the dictionary that is spelled wrong?
Wrong
To eat this you throw away the outside, cook the inside then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What am I?
Corn on the Cob
What has four fingers and a thumb but has never been alive.
A Glove.
What is always right in front of us, but cannot be seen?
The Future