What is a window?
The kind of band that never plays music.
What is a rubber band?
This can jump higher than a building.
What is anything that can jump because buildings can't jump?
I go around the world but never leave the corner.
What is a stamp?
I have to be broken before you can eat me.
What is an egg?
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold me for 5 minutes. I am...
What is your breath?
It tastes better than it smells.
What is your tongue?
What is your left elbow?
I get bigger the more you take away from me.
What is a hole?
The more of me, the less you can see.
What is darkness?
It's always in front of you but can never be seen.
What is the future?
The kind of coat that is best to put on wet.
What is a coat of paint?
You can always count on me even when things go wrong.
What are your fingers?
I am easy to lift but hard to throw.
What is a feather?
If you don't keep me, I will break.
What is a promise?
You're running a race and at the end you pass the person in 2nd place. This is what place you finished.
There are 3 slices of pizza. You take 2 away. This is how many you have.
What is 2?
I can run but not walk and you follow me around.
What is your nose?
I have a head and a tail but no body.
What is a coin?
I have many keys but I unlock no doors.
What is a piano?
What question you can never answer "no" to
What is "Are you asleep, yet?"
A rooster sits on top of a barn. When it lays an egg this is the side it rolls down.
What is roosters don't lay eggs?
During this month, people sleep the least.
What is February - it has the fewest nights?
I fill a room but take up no space.
What is light?
Where you can find Friday before Thursday.