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There are two fathers and two sons in a car. How many people are in the car?
Three people — a grandfather, a father, and a son.
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
When you have me, you want to share me. But if you share me, you don’t have me any longer. What am I?
a secret
What grows bigger the more you take away from it?
a hole
A man shaves throughout the day, yet he has a beard. How?
a barber
Where does divorce come before marriage?
In the dictionary
What can’t be kept until it is given?
a promise
What becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
the word SHORT
Can a man go for eight days without sleeping?
Yes, we can sleep at night.
During which month do people sleep the least?
February
An electric train is traveling from east to west, and the wind is blowing from north to south. In which direction does the smoke go?
Electric trains don’t produce smoke.
What gets sharper the more you use it?
your brain
Which vehicle is a palindrome?
RACECAR
Which room has no windows or doors?
mushroom
I grow richer with alcohol but die with water. Who am I?
fire
It is lighter than a feather, but you can’t hold it for more than two minutes. What is it?
Your breath
Which weighs more — a pound of iron bars or a pound of feathers?
neither
What goes all around the world but stays in one place?
a stamp
What breaks the moment you say its name?
silence
Kate’s mother had four daughters — Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and _____. What was the name of the fourth daughter?
Kate
What gets wetter the more it dries?
a towel
What starts with a P and ends with an X and has hundreds of letters in between?
a postbox
I have seas with no water, mountains with no land, and towns with no people. What am I?
a map
If you drop me on the ground, I survive. But if you drop me in water, I die. What am I?
a paper
Which window can’t you open literally?
The Windows on your laptop.