Easy
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An EGG!!🥚🍳
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
A Christmas tree!
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence!
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table!
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
an envelope!!!
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river!
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future!!
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band!!
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None, he has three sisters!!
I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?
The letter E!!!
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock!!
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither! They both weigh a ton!
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago! Ex:
Chi + Ca + Go = Chicago
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
Day and Night!!!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise!
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence!!
The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?
December 31; today is January 1.
What word in the English language does the following: The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Heroine!!!!! ex:
He, Her, Hero, Heroine!!
What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?
Nothing!!!