Math
Name the shape that has no angles but is not a circle
Oval
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
There’s white and milk and dark
These three types you might eat
As a type of candy
It really can’t be beat
Chocolate
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
zero
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
I’m usually seen at Christmas
But I’m not a stocking or a bell
I am red and white in color
And shaped a bit like the letter L
Candycane
A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?
three
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm
A man lives on top of a ten story apartment, but the elevator doesn't go to his floor. Why?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles
What kind of beans don’t grow in garden?
If Mary has seven daughters, and each has a brother, how many kids does Mary have?
8
When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
A birthday candle
Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?
The living room
A man goes out for a walk during a storm with nothing to protect him from the rain. He doesn’t have a hat, a hood, or an umbrella. But by the end of his walk, there isn’t a single wet hair on his head. Why doesn’t the man have wet hair?
He is bald
What kind of candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE
Name a 3D shape that looks the same as your favorite ice cream.
Cone
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin
If a red house is made from red bricks and a yellow house is made from yellow bricks, what is a green house made from?
Glass
What is in your body for free the first and the second time but the third time you have to buy yourself?
An animal that you have to build
Kit Kat