what food lives at the beach?
a Sandwich
Clean, but not water,
White, but not snow,
Sweet, but not ice-cream,
What am i?
sugar
What is santa's favorite sandwich
peanut butter and jolly
Where do pretzels go on vacation?
Pretzelvania
If you could spell candy with just 2 letters witch letters?
c and y
why did the cranberry turn red?
cause it saw the turkey dressing!
Why did the doughnut makers finally close their shop?
they were fed up with the hole business
what tables can we eat?
"veg"tables
Remove the outside. Eat the outside. Throw away the inside. What am i?
corn
Two mother's and two daughters went out to eat. They each had one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten. How is this possible?
There was a grandmother, mother, and a daughter.