What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
I have four legs but I can't walk. What am I?
Table
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
All of the couples.
From the beginning of eternity To the end of time and space To the beginning of every end And the end of every place. What am I?
The letter "e"
How can a leopard change its spots?
By moving from one spot to another.
A sponge
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
a clock
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
A coffin
Feed me and I live, Give me a drink and I die. What am I?
Fire
How many letters are there in the English alphabet.
18, 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English’, and 8 in ‘alphabet’
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?
A tissue
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
A hole
At night they come without being fetched, and by day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
Stars or Dreams
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn’t raining.
I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I?
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
An onion
I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
If two’s a company, and three’s a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9!
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle and…?
David!
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has thousands of letters in it?
A post office
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Ear of a corn
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A Map