Easy
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
an echo
What is full of holes but still holds water?
holy water
David’s father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ____?
david
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
he was bald
What are moving left to right, right now?
your eyes
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
a coin
What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
the shadow of the elephant
A bus driver goes the wrong way down a one-way street. He passes the cops, but they don’t stop
he was walking
What always ends everything?
g
A rooster lays an egg at the top of a slanted roof. Which side is the egg going to roll off?
roosters dont lay eggs
What kind of band never plays music?
a rubber band