easy
what gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald (that's pretty easy, EVEN I GOT THAT ONE RIGHT!)
what always ends in everything?
the letter "G"
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
A bus driver goes the wrong way down a one-way street. He passes the cops, but they don’t stop him. Why?
He was walking
what gets wet when drying?
A towel
If you have me, you will want to share me. If you share me, you will no longer have me. What am I?
A secret
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
they were all married
the Barber of Newport shaves all men living in Newport. No man living in Newport is allowed to shave himself. The Barber of Newport lives in Newport. Who shaves the Barber of Newport?
The barber of Newport is a women
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What kind of coat is best put on wet?
A coat of paint
What’s the coldest letter in the alphabet?
The letter B. It’s surrounded by AC
What can you hold in your left hand but not your right?
Your right elbow
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29th (Leap day)
David’s father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ____?
David.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
A coin
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn’t alive?
A glove
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What goes all the way around the world but stays in a corner?
A stamp
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any it’s a one-story house!!!!!
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalk board
I am a word of five letters and people eat me. If you remove the first letter, I become a form of energy. Remove the first two and I’m needed to live. Scramble the last three and you can drink me. What am I?
Wheat, heat, eat, tea