I have a head much smaller than my long neck. People who play with me pick at me and that’s fine. What am I?
A guitar
I have seven rings made of rock and ice, but you cannot wear them on your fingers. They are way, way too big. What am I?
Saturn
Why did the little boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
I look like you, but I am not you. You can blow me up or find me in a wallet. Share me or frame me, both are nice.
A photograph of you
I can be open or closed, or big or small. I can reveal the truth or hide it. I am almost always welcome and can spring up unannounced. Everyone has one, but not everyone shares. Laughter comes after me. What am I?
A smile
What has a face and two hands, but has no arms or legs?
A clock
What has a neck but has no head?
A bottle
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
I sound like I could cut you, but I’m actually quite comfortable. I can be green or yellow. I can be stiff or soft. I am a friend to bugs and also bare feet. What am I?
A blade of grass
I am round as a sphere but then become something else. I am also one hundred yards long, or even longer. What am I?
A ball of yarn
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
A deck of cards
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
I can be red or blue—I am always changing. I can ruin your day or lift you up. I am always with you except when you sleep. What am I?
Your mood
We come in a set. We can dash or pour. If we’re too much, the serving is ruined. If we’re held back, the course is flat. What are we?
Salt and pepper
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
I have a stem, but I am not a flower. I have a foot, but I cannot hop. Children are too young to hold me. What am I?
A wine glass
I am light and seem to have no substance at all. But even the strongest person in the world can’t hold me for very long. What am I?
Breath
What word begins and ends with an E, but only has one letter?
Envelope
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank