What has a mouth but can’t eat?
River
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
A clock
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
Give me food and I will live, Give me water, and I will die.
Fire
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?”
A map
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble
What room can’t you die in?
The living room
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?
A shirt
What has 88 keys, but cannot open a single door?
A piano
Everyone has it and no one can lose it; what is it?
A shadow
What answer can you never answer yes to?
Are you dead/asleep?
What’s black and white and blue?
A sad zebra
What do you call a chef that cooks surprisingly well under stress?
A pressure cooker
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?
A teapot
I am so simple, that I can only point yet I guide people all over the world.
A compass
What is 3/7 chicken, ⅔ cat, ½ goat?
Chicago
What has four legs, a foot and a head but isn’t alive?
A bed
How can you make six into an odd number?
Remove the letter S and you have IX which is 9 in roman numerals.
What water can you eat and chew?
A Watermelon
What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?
A choice