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What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
A battery
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 of them do.
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?”
Short (short+er).
You walk into a room which contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?”
The match
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?
A shirt
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg
There is a rooster sitting on top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?
Roosters don’t lay eggs.
What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper
Mr. and Mrs. Smith have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Smith family?
There are nine Smiths in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?
A dice
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map
What has 88 keys, but cannot open a single door?”
A piano
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror
What has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river