It is always in front of you but cannot be seen?
The future
Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
Onion
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
The shorter I am, the bigger I am. What am I?
Temper
What has a foot but no leg?
A ruler
I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?
A fridge
Give it food and it will live give it water and it will die?
A fire
What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap
Which tree is the most difficult to get along with?
Crab tree
What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
Bacon
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river
Where can you find cities, towns, shops and streets but no people?
A map
What do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?
Cool music
Weight in my belly, trees on my back. Nails in my ribs, feet I do lack. What am I?
A ship
The more you take the more you leave behind.
Footsteps/Footprints
A woman decided to name her children Donald, Reyna, Minnie, Fallon, Sona and Lanaya. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Jane, Landon, Katie, Abby, Tilly or Penelope ?
Tilly
She seems to follow the scale Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, and then Ti.
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?
A anchor
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Bricks
What is bought by the yard is worn by the foot?
Carpet
What has a big mouth, yet never speaks?
A jar
You go at red and stop at green. What am I?
Watermelon
You eat the red part, and you stop eating at the green part.
What is the missing weight?
27kg
What does an old tan broken down house wear outside?
Tan coat
With pointed fangs it sits in wait. With piercing force it doles out fate. Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might. Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
A stapler
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. Which door did he use and how does the man escape?
He waits until night time and then goes through the first door.