Fun!
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue!
When it rains, I go up. What am I?
An Umbrella!
What gets wet when drying?
A towel!
What has many keys, but can't open any doors?
A Piano!
What has legs but doesn't walk?
A table!
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
Post Offfice!
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M!
What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner!
What breaks when you say it?
Silence!
The blue man lives in the blue house and the red man lives in the red house. Who lives in the white house?
The President!
What goes up and down, but never moves?
Stairs!
First think of the person who lives in disguise, Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies. Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend, The middle of the middle and end of the end? And finally, give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard-to-find word.
A spider!
The more you take away from this the bigger it becomes. What is it?
A hole!
What building has the most stories?
A library!
If you threw a white rock into the Red Sea, what would it become?
Wet!
I am a seed with three letters. Take away the last two and I still sound the same. What am I?
A Pea!
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream!
What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A clock!
What can clap without any hands?
Thunder!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot!
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
A Battery!
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
Because she ran away from the ball!
What has two legs and only one foot?
A bed!
What can honk without a horn?
A goose!
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short!