What am I
I hide when you wake but upset you as you sleep. . .
A NIGHTMARE!
What 3 positive numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
1,2, and 3.
Is an older one-hundred dollar bill worth more than a newer one?
it is. A $100 bill is worth more than a $1 bill (newer one).
Mr. Smith has two children. If the older child is a boy, what are the odds that the other child is also a boy?
50 percent.
What do you call a small onion?
a minion
I build bridges of silver and crowns of gold. Who am I?
A dentist.
A bat and a ball cost $1.10. The bat costs one dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?
5 cents (.05 + 1.05 = 1.10)
When is homework not homework?
When it's turned into the teacher.
Two people are born at the same moment, but they don't have the same birthdays.
How could this be?
They are born in different places, in different time zones.
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
automobile
I am very easy to get into, but it is hard to get out of me. What am I?
Trouble!
Four years ago, Alex was twice as old as Jake. Four years from now, Jake will be 3/4 of Alex's age. How old is Alex?
12
Why doesn't Cinderella play softball?
Because she runs away from the ball and her coach is a pumpkin.
A girl buys a dozen eggs and, on the way home, all but seven break. How many eggs are left unbroken?
7
Brandon was walking around at the carnival. A man called out from a booth and said, “If I can write your exact weight on this piece of paper, you have to pay me $50. If I can’t do it, I’ll pay you $50.” Brandon checked the booth for a scale but saw nothing, so he agreed. Since your weight can fluctuate by a pound or two, he decided that no matter what number the man wrote, he would just say he weighed a pound more or less. In the end, the man in the booth won the $50. How did he do it?
He wrote: "your exact weight" on the paper
I have a head and a tail that will never meet. Having too many of me is always a treat. What am I?
A coin
If four women can bake four pies in four hours, how many pies can eight women bake in eight hours?
16 pies
A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel.
How did he find it?
a map.
Jeff is younger than Rodney but older than Debbie. Larry is older than Erica who is older than Jeff. Rodney is older than Larry. Who is the middle child?
Erica
This five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it… What is the word?
short
I’m (usually) white and used for cutting and grinding. When I’m damaged, humans usually remove me or fill me. For most animals I am a useful tool. What am I?
A tooth.
What is half of two plus two?
3 (half of two =1 plus 2=3)
Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
To the dock
If you have 30 white socks, 22 black socks, and 14 blue socks scattered across the floor in the dark, how many would you have to grab to get a matching pair?
Once you grab 4 you will definitely have 2 of the same color.
What tastes better than it smells?
your tongue