Riddles for Kids
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Jokes for Kids
Knock Knock Jokes
100

How many months of the year have 28 days?

All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.

100

You have me today,

Tomorrow you'll have more;

As your time passes,

I'm not easy to store;

I don't take up space,

But I'm only in one place;

I am what you saw,

But not what you see.

What am I?

Memories

100

How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave!

100
Person Telling the Joke: Knock Knock.


Person 1: ________?

Person Telling the Joke: Cows Go.

Person 1: _______?

Person Telling the Joke: No, cows go MOO!


Fill in the blanks.

Who's there?

Cows Go who?

200

What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?

A clock

200
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?

Hiss and Hers

200

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

300

It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?

Your name

300

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

A Calendar

300

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

400

Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?

Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all. (This is a good example of how riddles use your existing expectations to trick you. Even though the answer is right in front of you, you’re tempted to continue the pattern instead.)

400

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Your Breath

400

Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!

500

If you don't keep me, I'll break. What am I?

A promise.

500

What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?

A map

500

What animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

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