What tastes better than it smells?
your tongue!
What has two hands and a face, but no arms or legs?
a Clock
What gets wet as it dries?
A Towel
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
a deck of cards
What has 4 legs and only 1 foot?
A Bed!
What has many keys but cant open a door?
A piano
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
no body nose
What comes down but never goes up?
rain
What can't be used until its broken?
an Egg
A teacher has 30 students but only 2 pupils. How is this possible?
How do football players stay cool during the games?
They stand by all of the fans
If I eat I am fine but if I drink I die. What am I?
Fire
You can drop me from the tallest building and I will be fine, but drop me into water and I am in trouble. What am I?
Paper
I weigh nothing but nobody can hold me for very long. What am I?
your Breath
What vegetable would be bad on a ship?
a Leak
John's mother has 5 kids their names are March, April, May, June, and _______.
John
Why do French people like to eat snails?
They don't like eating fast food.
What type of shoes do Spiders wear?
Sneakers
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
The battery Died!
What word becomes shorter when you add 2 more letters?
Short