What is a clock?
A five-letter word that becomes shorter when you add two letters to it
What is "short"?
The place you find Friday before Thursday
What is the dictionary?
The number of letters in the English alphabet
What is 18? (3 in the, 7 in English, and 8 in alphabet)
The reason a man living in New York would not be buried in Chicago
What is he's still living?
Three men were in a boat when it capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
What is one man was bald?
The kind of tree you can carry in your hand
What is a palm tree?
Mary's father has five daughters - Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono, and ?
What is Mary?
What is an egg?
This occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years
What is the letter M?
The reason why Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can but it comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it
What is he throws it straight up?
An object that gets wetter as it dries
What is a towel?
This is so delicate that saying its name breaks it
What is silence?
This goes up but never comes down
What is your age?
They come out at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen
What are stars?
A cow with no legs is called ....
What is ground beef?
This is full of holes but can still hold a lot of water
What is a sponge?
A word in the dictionary that is spelled incorrectly
What is "incorrectly"?
Begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it
What is "teapot"?
This has four legs but can't walk
What is a table or chair?
Starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters
What is "post office"?
The one who makes me does not need me, when he makes me. The one who buys me does not use me for himself or herself. The one who uses me doesn’t know that he or she is using me.
What is a coffin?
The letter that comes next in this sequence:
J F M A M J J A S O N ?
What is D? (The sequence is the first letter of each of the months of the year)
A word that begins and ends with an E but only has one letter
What is "envelope"?
The reason Mickey Mouse became an astronaut
What is he wanted to visit Pluto?