How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
Wrong! W-R-O-N-G.
What’s the capital of France?
The letter “F.” It's the only capital letter in France.
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin.
Two fathers and 2 sons spent the day fishing, but only caught 3 fish. This was enough for each of them to have one fish. How is this possible?
There were only 3 people fishing. There was one father, his son, and his son's son. This means there were 2 fathers and 2 sons, since one of them is a father and a son.
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ________?
Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all.
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
Liam was 11 the day before yesterday, and next year he’ll turn 14. How is this possible?
Today is January 1st, and Liam’s birthday is December 31st. Liam was 11 the day before yesterday (December 30th), then turned 12 the next day. This year on December 31st he’ll turn 13, so next year he’ll turn 14.
Zoey has a very big family. She has 20 aunts, 20 uncles and 50 cousins. Each of her cousins has an aunt who is not Zoey’s aunt. How is this possible?
Their aunt is Zoey’s mom!
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
The word “short.”
Mrs. Brown has 5 daughters. Each of these daughters has a brother. How many children does Mrs. Brown have?
They have 6 children. Each daughter has the same brother. There are 5 daughters and 1 son.
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise
What word becomes long when you take away 2 letters?
Longer
It’s raining at midnight, but the forecast for tomorrow and the next day is clear. Will there be sunny weather in 48 hours?
No, it won’t be sunny because it will be dark out. In 48 hours, it will be midnight again.