what country has a lot of germs????
Germany
you have three stoves..
a gas stove, a wood stove and a coal stove...
and only have one match..
which one do you light???
the wood stove
what are two things you can't have for breakfest???
lunch and dinner
what letter ends everything???
"G"
You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?
your name
what cheese isn't yours???
nacho cheese
a man walks on the sidewalk, suddenly he sees a thief steal a lady's phone, wallet, and purse...
what did the thief steal first??
the purse
how many bananas can you get from a coconut tree????
none its a coconut tree
They are Dark, and always on the run. without the sun, would be none????
shadows
Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end.
inkstand
10 fishes are in a tank
2 drown
4 swam away
3 died
how many fishes are left
7
where do fish go for vacation???
Finland
what goes up when rain comes down?????
an umbrella
I have keys but no locks, I have a space but no room, You can enter, but can't go outside.
What am I?
a keyboard
A boy has as many sisters as brothers, but each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers.
How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
four brothers and three sisters
i am an odd number, take an alphabet letter away and i'm even.
what am i ????
seven= even
what do you get when you mix a chicken with a cow...
roast beef
what can point in every direction but not get to it's destination???
your finger
What has no body and no nose?
no body nose
I'm one of five, I'm not alive. The one who sent me forth became king, The one who received me died.
What am I?
A Stone from the popular Biblical story, David had five stones. He used one of the stones to kill Goliath.
what can you catch, and not throw????
a cold
what did one ocean say to the other ocean???
nothing it just waved
what do you call two witches who share a room together????
broommates
I'm not clothes but I cover your body;
The more I'm used, the thinner I grow.
What am I?
bar of soap
What is the difference between a school boy studying and a farmer watching his cattle?
One is stocking his mind, while the other is minding his stock.