Puns
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar
David's parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the name of the third son?
David
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
What can run but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A river
What do you call a sick latte?
Coffee
What word can you add letters to in order to make it shorter?
Short
What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong
A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and twelve remain. What is it?
Dozens
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone, and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What month has 28 days?
All of them
What has a heart that doesn't beat?
You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter 'e'
What's blue and not heavy?
Light blue
What turns everything around but doesn't move?
A mirror
Which is faster? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster because you can catch a cold
Second place
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back out on Friday. How is this possible?
The horse's name was Friday
What do you call a dinosaur that knows the most words?
A thesaurus
What's harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A coat of paint
Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain. What is it?
A shadow
You can find it in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn, but not in Neptune. What is it?
The letter 'r'