Easy Riddles
How many months of the year have 28 days?
What is All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it
A secret.
What goes up and down w/o (without) moving?
Stairs
Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?
A shadow
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
clock
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast
Lunch and dinner.
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
Silence
Turn us on our backs and open up our stomachs you will be the wisest of men though at start a lummox.
A Book
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands?
A shirt
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your Name
What’s the capital of France?
The letter “F.”
A group of bunnies were having a birthday party. What kind of music were they listening to?
Hip hop music
Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened?
A bowling ball knocked down ten pins.
Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
a promise
What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
An umbrella. If your umbrella is “down,” it can fit through a chimney, but if it’s “up,” it won’t fit!
I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A Carrot.
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler
What is it that given one, you’ll have either two or none?
A choice.
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word “wrong.”
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
The dictionary
Through wind and rain I always play, I roam the earth, yet here I stay; I crumble stones, and fire cannot burn me; Yet I am soft- you can gouge me with your hand.
The Ocean
I am something people love or hate. I change people’s appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of themself, I will go up even higher. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will never go down. What am I?
Age
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.