A
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
There weren’t any stairs; it was a one story house!
What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?
His breath!
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Neither, they both weigh one pound!
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 months!
What has hands but can not clap?
A clock
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse’s name was Friday.
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you?
Your name
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What has to be broken before you can use it?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
It lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots on top? What is it?
An icicle
How can a man go 8 days without sleep?
He only sleeps at night.
I’m full of keys but I can’t open any door. What am I?
A piano
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter “M”
What has one eye but cannot see?
A hurricane
It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
The moon
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?
A glove
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong
Poor people have it, Rich people need it, if you eat it you die. What is it?
Nothing
The one who made it didn't want it. The one who bought it didn't need it. The one who used it never saw it. What is it?
A coffin
Everyone has it and no one can lose it, what is it?
A shadow