The living room
When is a doctor most annoyed?
When he is out of patients!
Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
By going from one spot to another!!!
What did the tree wear to the pool?
Swim trunks!
When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?
At launch time.
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broommates!
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead end!!!
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
A leek(leak)!!!
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
Hip Hop!!!
What food lives at the beach?
A sandwich!!!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch you later!
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
The Turkey because he is always stuffed!!!
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello, honey!!!
Why weren't the tennis players allowed in the restaurant?
Because they make too much raquet!!!
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath!!!
Why did the tiger go to the bathroom?
He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!!!
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Because it was framed!!!
What kind of nut has no shell?
A Doughnut!!!
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice Scream!!!
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
A joke!!
Why was the broom late?
It over swept!!!
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!!!
Where does a werewolf like to hide?
In your claws-it!!!