Where does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary!
You trust yourself to try out these crazy brain teasers, so you deserve to have these points!
OI! I said get the points, before I decide to change my mind!
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name!
Mary's mom had 4 daughters. April, May, June, and _____. Who is the 4th daughter?
Mary!
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door.
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
I am almost always running, but never get hot or tired. What am I?
A refrigerator
There is a one-story house at the end of a street, where everything is yellow. Yellow roof, yellow walls, yellow chairs, yellow table, yellow picture frames, etc. What color are the stairs?
There aren't any- it's a one-story house!
A man went out in the pouring rain without protection. No umbrella, no raincoat, no anything! Yet somehow, he didn't get a single hair on his head wet. How is that possible?
He was bald!
What 5-letter word becomes shorter if you add 2 letters to it?
Short (Short+er = Shorter
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
What has to be broken be for you can use it?
An egg
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The word "the"
Imagine you are out at sea. You are on a fishing trip with your three friends. As you are sailing along, your ship hits a rock and starts to sink. You and your friends decide to swim to safety, but then your ship is surrounded by sharks! How do you get to safety?
Stop imagining!
How many words are in the alphabet?
11 (3 in "the" 8 in "alphabet")
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper
What travels all around the world but stays in the corner?
A post stamp
Find the pattern: S, M, H, D, W, M, _?
Y! Second, minute, hour, day, month, year!
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence
What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Heroine
What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the noon, and 3 in the night?
A human. (I prefer it Hooman, but thats not correct spelling, so oof)
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers!
Finish the pattern: J, F, M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O, N, __,
The pattern is: Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May, June, July, Aug, Sep, Oct, Nov, Dec!
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
He was walking, not driving