Random Riddles
If you don't keep me, I'll break. What am I?
A promise
There are 3 apples, you take 2, how many do you have?
2
I go all around the world but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp
A group of bunnies were having a birthday party. What music were they listening to?
Hip hop
What berry can you never cheer up?
blueberry
What belongs to you, but more people use it than you?
Your Name
8l x 9 = 801. What should you do to make this equation true?
Turn it upside down.
(6 x 18 = 108)
What's the only place where today comes before yesterday?
Dictionary
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock
I always try to keep up with mustard and BBQ sauce. What am I?
Ketchup
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short
I have 20 cousins and 50 aunts. All of my cousins have an aunt that is not my aunt. How is this possible?
Their aunt is my mom
A red rhino rallying rabbits. Can you spell that without Rs?
Yes, T-H-A-T!
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything that jumps- buildings don't jump!
What is the wealthiest nut?
Cashew
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
There are two father and two sons fishing. They caught three fish, this is enough for all of them. How is this possible?
There is a son, a father, and one of them is a father and a son. (one grandfather) There are three people.
It has keys but no locks, it has space but no rooms, you can enter but cannot go inside. What is it?
A keyboard
I'm orange, I wear a green hat, and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A carrot
What do golfers drink?
Tea (tee)
What is the capital of France?
F
Teresa was 11 the day before yesterday. She'll be 14 next year. How is this possible.
Today is Jan. 1 and Teresa's birthday is December 31. The day before yesterday(December 30), she was 11, then she turned 12, this year she'll be 13. Next year, she'll be 14.
A bus driver was on his cell phone, passed three stop signs without stopping, and went the wrong way down a one-way street. He didn't break traffic laws, how is this possible?
He was walking
I have cities but no houses, mountains but no trees, and water but no fish. What am I?
A map
What kind of vegetable to people look forward to getting every month?
Celery (salary)