Can
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue.
What building has the most stories?
A library
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
What can you keep after giving it to someone?
Your word
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
There weren’t any stairs, it was a one-story house.
What begins with “e” and contains only one letter?
An envelope
What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
Your name
I can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me. What am I?
A shadow
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
I saw a boat full of people, yet there wasn’t a single person on the boat. How is that possible?
They were all married
I can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me. What am I?
A shadow
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest, it just wasn’t discovered yet.