Which is Faster, Hot or Cold?
Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
Forwards I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?
ton
What question can you never answer "yes" to?
Are you asleep / dead
What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog
What's never used until it's broken?
Egg
What is the smallest room in the world?
Mush - ROOM
Why did I throw the butter out the window?
I wanted to see the butterfly
Envelope
What is the largest ant in the world?
Eleph - ANT
What starts with "T", ends with "T", and is full of "T"?
Teapot
From what number can one take half and leave nothing?
8
What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, and tells but does no talk?
Clock.
What months have 28 days?
All of them.
What do you drop when you need it, and pick up when you don't?
Anchor
What wears a cap but has no head?
A Bottle
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 8 9.
What country is popular on Thanksgiving day?
Turkey
It is black, but you say it is clean. It is white, but you say it is dirty. What is it?
Blackboard
Which table doesn't have legs?
Vege - TABLE
What do tigers have that no other animals have?
Baby Tigers
What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water
What 3 letters frighten a thief away?
I C U
Why is a River rich?
It has 2 banks.
What man cannot live inside a house?
Snowman