Animal Riddles
What sort of socks do polar bears wear?
They don't- They have bear feet!!!
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
The carpet
Which fast food get hotter when it sounds colder?
A chili dog is hotter (spicier) than a hot dog.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
'Catch you later'
How is the letter 't' like an island?
It's in the middle of the water
Why don't lions eat stand-up comedians?
Because they taste funny
What do you break just by saying its name?
Silence
What two things can you eat but never have for lunch?
Breakfast and Dinner
How many ancient philosophers were born in Greece?
None- They were babies when they were born
What kind of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse
What single letter can you swap to make a cold bear hot?
Swap the p in polar bear and it because Solar bear!
What do you call a man who stands outside the door all day?
Matt!
What three-letter food can be added to these words to make new words?
Head, Cup, Shell
Egg
When the fire bell rang during Miss Smith's lesson, she didn't direct her pupils to any of the fire exits. Why not?
They were doing PE outdoors on the playing field
What phase is written here?
CCCCCCC
The seven seas
What does a buffalo say to her son when he leaves for school?
Bye'son! (Bison-Get it!)
Divided, we are four families- two are red and two are black. What are we when we are together?
A pack of cards
Two fathers and two sons are at the supermarket. They want a pizza each, and the store had plenty, but they only bought three. Why was that?
There are only three people: grandfather, father, and son (the grandfather is also the father to the father)
What grows when you feed it but dies when you give it a drink?
Fire
Which single word can be added to all these other words to make well-known phrases?
Mexican... Micro...
Ocean... Radio...
Waves
I hiss like a frying pan and am made without an egg; I can move around, though I have no legs. My skin peels off, but I stay the same. I'm long and strong- do you know my name?
A snake
When I am full I can point the way, But when I am empty I lie still. I keep you warm on a snowy day.But I am useless on a sunny day.What am I?
A glove
Mystery word:
My first is in taste and also in squish, My second's in ship but isn't in fish. My third is in pudding and also in rice, My fourth is in nasty but also in nice. My fifth is the first vowel, My sixth is in crunch and in lick and chew. My last is in dish but isn't in side, I'm really healthy - you'll eat me in pride. What word am I?
Spinach
Jimmy has lost there football socks - again. And the light isn't working in the lost-and-found closet- again. There are 17 blue socks and 21 yellow socks in lost-and-found. How many socks must Jimmy grab in the darkness to make sure he gets a matching pair?
Three socks
Two cruise ships are crossing the Atlantic Ocean. The blue ship leaves Great Britain on Thursday. the red ship leaves the United States on Thursday but is moving twice as fast. Which ship will be closer to the USA when they pass one another?
When the two ships meet, they will both be exactly the same distance from the United States