Easy
I can follow you but you can't follow me. What am I ?
Your shadow
One Sunday Mr. Allen got kidnapped. There were three suspects, The mail man, the maid, and the chef. The maid said that she was cleaning the house, that mailman said that he was putting the mail in Mr. Allen's mailbox and the chef said that he was preparing dinner. Who is lying?
The mail man because mail doesn't run on Sundays
I am on when you sleep but off when your awake. What am I?
You dreams
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word “wrong.” It’s the only word that’s spelled W-R-O-N-G.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard
I have two hands but I am not a human. What am I ?
A clock
A magician was doing his finale act which was being handcuffed and escaping a box filled with water. Ellen, his assistant noticed that while doing his act it was taking longer than expected and when she peaked in tank she noticed that the magician was dead. There was three suspects, Jason, Mary, and Kat Kat said she was preparing the lighting for when it was her turn, Mary said that she saw her son in the crowd and went to say hi and Jason said that he was preparing for the magicians finale act. Who is lying?
Jason because the tank act was already the last act so he lied.
What has a head and a tail but no legs?
A coin
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
I go up but never come down. What am I ?
Your age
A newly wedded couple went to the Niagara Falls for their honey moon. While standing at the railing the wife asked her husband if he could jump off for her. He looked at her upset and back up towards the edge and said one word. The wife started to cry. What was his last word?
The word was PUSH
It belongs to you but your friend uses it more. What is it?
Your name
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
The word “short.”
I am hot but never cool down. What am I ?
The sun
You are driving and are hungry, sleepy, and thirsty. three doors appear on the side of the road one has a big buffet in it, the next has a gallon of water in it, and the last has a memory foam bed. Which door do you open first?
Your car door
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them
What’s the capital of France?
The letter “F.” It's the only capital letter in France.
You can look through me when I am fixed but when I break you can't. What am I ?
A mirror
You are dressed in a rubber suit. You see three brief case full of money but there is one thing stopping you from the money, one has electrical wires over it, the next has scorpions on it, and the last has acid over it. Which one will you chose?
The electrical one because rubber is a insulator towards electricity.
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano